Tomorrow my still ample butt will be crammed into a tiny, hard airplane seat en route to Egypt! Finally. We leave our house around 5:15am to drive to LAX. From there we fly into Minneapolis (now there's a city I can *hardly wait* to see)! And from Minneapolis we fly to Amsterdam, where we will get to spend the entire day before flying to Cairo.
While I am perfectly aware that there are a number of sites of great historical significance in Amsterdam (Anne Frank House, Vincent Van Gogh Museum)...really, all I care about is packing my rolling papers- 'cause pot is legal there!!!
All right...you have I know I am totally kidding.
Trust me, I have no intention of ever risking my job over something so stupid. How disgraceful would it be to get busted for smoking dope at my old age? Egads. Trust me, if I'm going to lose my job and go to the pokey for something, it's gonna be for something really good, like grand theft auto, or soliciting an undercover police officer.
Anyway, I'm not sure how often we're going to hit an internet cafe while we're there, but judging from my dad and mom's usual expectation/hope that we call and/or email them at least every 15-minutes while we're gone, I'm guessing it will be at least a few times. Until then, toodles and Happy Holidays!